who am i?

okay so i know i haven't been updating
like most do
but i just don't get it
where do you people find the time?

okay so i usually never talk about
anything serious
or anything that will detect who i am
but i would like to get somthing off my chest

so my father and i have started connecting after
a 20+yr hiatus
(yeah he wasnt around....but i was/am blessed with
a wonderful stepdad who stepped in his place)
anyway
so almost everytime i call him
he is at a party or bar or just some function
where its always loud
and it funny to me
because my mom is the exact opposite of him
and i just cant wrap around it
how did they ever hook up?
like my mom doesnt go out
she doesnt drink nor smoke
"she was the friend that if u told ur parents that u was with her
they knew you wouldnt get in any trouble"(c) one of my mom's friends

then you have me

i guess now i am finally getting an understanding
of who i am
why i like to go out with my friends
and party
and why i think chilling and relaxing at home
and being safe
feels just as normal as partying

i am a perfect mix of the two of them

the brain is for thinking...

this is a little rant that i have to get off my chest

now i work in science yet have a desk
i go to order myself some supplies
but all supplies have to go through this chick who
orders them all for the department

so i send her an email
stating the order number and quantity i need
i was ordering pens, paper organizer and post-it organizer
so about a half an hour after i sent her the email
i go to her desk to give her
the supply book back

she tells me
" Hey Chickybaby, I ordered your supplies but what did you
need molding clay for?"

Now we all are intelligent people,
why didn't she think that i didn't mean to
ask for molding clay
but she goes ahead and orders it anyway
then she says yeah
it was $30.

i am looking at her like you fool
why did you order it?
why didn't you ask me if i made a mistake?
i clearly didnt mean to order CLAY!
WHAT DO I NEED CLAY FOR!


USE YOUR BRAIN U FOOL!

Just jack

sometimes i think i should be a gay white man
i mean i want to snark just like them
if i was a gay white man i would be jack mcfarland
i say this because
today at work this girl didn't know
what dark knight was...why its important
annnnndddd.....
here is the kicker
WHO STARS IN IT!!!!!!!!

the horror
i mean does she live under a rock or something?
i wanted to say to her
in my best jack voice:
"i mean god it's going to be like the best movie EV-VER!"
anyway
i love jack mcfarland
he lives inside me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MfiO46fpEQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTm-pDKPXkA&NR=1

They don't call me cheese for nothing...

this is a little rant for the day:

who told mc donald's that it was fly
to put half a slice of cheese on the
fish sandwhich?

i mean...
what did the fish sandwhich do to them?
so you know my greedy self asked for a whole
slice of cheese on my sandwhich

those fools charged me EXTRA!

i hate mc donald's

Let's get started...

Okay im gonna jump right into this...
some of u know me, some of u don't
but umm lets start


my job is full of people who all have kids around 1yr old
the one chick who i work directly under, all she talks about it her daughter
its always madison this madison that
i mean after my first 2 days at this new gig, i knew more about her daughter than
my job!
man fuck that bitch...lol
i even had a dream about her daughter...smh

every conversation we have she will divert back to her daughter
like:
me: did u watch the game last night it was great....etc.
another chick: yeah my husband was watching he was screaming in the other room...i guess it was real exciting
her: madison learned to sing 'rain rain go away'
me: *have the dumb look on*

anyway the moral of this story is
people if you have kids...NO ONE CARES
dont talk about your child ALL THE TIME at the workplace
because secretly we all think your child isn't cute

lol
anyway
enjoy your day
be good
-chickybaby